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Wildlife Reports => Southern Ontario Wildlife => Topic started by: Axeman on July 25, 2022, 03:30:05 PM

Title: Sitting On My Dock
Post by: Axeman on July 25, 2022, 03:30:05 PM
I was sitting on my dock up at cottage (near Parry Sound) last Thursday...enjoying a Moosehead....when my mate Bullwinkle popped in for a cold one...couldn't get better than that....hot sunny day....beers on ice sitting on the dock....moose saunters out of the bush....was around for about a half hour until some jackass scared him off trying to get a selfie of himself petting the moose.
Title: Re: Sitting On My Dock
Post by: Napper on July 25, 2022, 04:32:48 PM
That's not a Selfie ::)
Title: Re: Sitting On My Dock
Post by: Ally on July 25, 2022, 05:27:56 PM
That's not a Selfie ::)


Ouch! That hurts.
Title: Re: Sitting On My Dock
Post by: Shortsighted on July 26, 2022, 07:28:12 AM
At least the fool didn't put on a traditional Mountie uniform and then try to mount the moose and ride it.That really is a moose, right? It's not just your neighbour's really big ugly dog. I guess that you were laying on your side on the dock after way to many beers. Wait, is that even a thing? I'm jealous dude. You have a dock, by a lake (it would be stupid to have a dock on a sand pit), you have a friendly moose, you have a photo to prove it, you have a beer, you even have the leisure time to actually lay down!
Title: Re: Sitting On My Dock
Post by: Axeman on July 26, 2022, 10:49:52 PM
At least the fool didn't put on a traditional Mountie uniform and then try to mount the moose and ride it.


Now that you mention it....he was wearing a stetson and balloon pants....




That really is a moose, right? It's not just your neighbour's really big ugly dog.
Neighbour doesn't have a dog...they have something worse....grandkids...I had the big ugly dog but he passed away 5:50 a.m. March 2nd...pic below.


 I guess that you were laying on your side on the dock after way to many beers.


I don't have a drinking problem....I drink...I fall down...no problem  ;D


 Wait, is that even a thing? I'm jealous dude. You have a dock, by a lake (it would be stupid to have a dock on a sand pit), you have a friendly moose, you have a photo to prove it, you have a beer, you even have the leisure time to actually lay down!


lol actually usually I'm up there to do stuff like mow the stupid lawn or other yard work etc....or cater to my wife and kid who actually do have leisure time. up there....they weren't there that particular day and the sun was shining and my neighbour across the lake was over....and....umm....well...



That's not a Selfie ::) 


No....I couldn't seem to fit myself into the pic with Bullwinkle....I'm still trying to get a handle on this new fangled tech.





Ouch! That hurts.


It did...thank you for noticing....but Napper is always mean to me.