Outdoor Ontario
Wildlife Reports => Toronto Wildlife => Topic started by: Shortsighted on April 10, 2025, 03:32:38 PM
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Captain ... sensors have indicated an anomaly off the starboard bow
What kind of anomaly Mr. Sulu?
It’s some kind of uncommon rodent for this sector of the Rouge
On screen ... maximum magnification
Spaawk, what do you make of this?
FACINATING
Well spock, what is it? Is it a muskrat?
IT’S AN OTTER RODENT, CAPTAIN
Ok spock, what other rodent is it?
I JUST TOLD YOU WHAT I BELIEVE IT TO BE
Listen Spock, you said it wasn’t a muskrat but some other rodent.
Is it anything we’ve seen before?
Is there any audio Mr. Sulu?
There is no audio coming through, Captain
I’m still waiting, Spawck.
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GO SEE DR. McCOY
Why do you suggest I see Bones?
YOU MAY HAVE WAX IN YOUR EARS THAT IS AFFECTING YOUR HEARING!
You don’t have to shout Spock.
ONE MORE TIME, CAPTAIN, THIS RODENT IS AN O-T-T-E-R.
Why didn’t you say so in the first place, Spock?
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