I figured as much. I just imagine that you are temporarily off-world, stationed at StarBase Sirius Workload and that you will return to earth smarter than ever. We'll just suspend the whole faster-than-the-speed-of-light thing, and that the over 8 light-year trip would mean I'll be dead when you get back, this forum will be sequestered within a time capsule and buried somewhere so that the future generations you will come home to can unearth this quaint and archaic format and have a good laugh. According to Einstein, you will hardly have aged at all. You will have the last laugh. Just a thought, if a joke is travelling at the speed of light do you even have to wait for the punch line. Makes you think, doesn't it? Like, why do the Flintstones (prehistoric) celebrate Christmas? These things keep me up at night.