Well then, it's a good thing this isn't an exam. Political leaders contradict themselves all the time. Maybe I should have gone into politics. Oh no ... no ... no, that would be a very bad move, much as I apparently love to contradict myself. You will likely point it out every time, which is your right, of course. The reticent one only remained quiet long enough to assess the situation as I made an appearance. The starling that sat beside me the other day was also dumbstruck and you know how noisy starlings can be. Still, bravo for catching my exaggeration. I would be nothing without the power of exaggeration so be prepared to witness further contradictions in the future. 5-points for every one you detect. Accumulate 100 points and you win a feather-pillow in the face.
