Nothing is more interesting than a clever GBH and I guess
that from your surprise guest's perspective nothing is more interesting
than your neighbour's backyard. Maybe your neighbour has an extraordinary
bird bath. I'm imagining the 7th wonder of Mississauga. Perhaps you could
suggest that your neighbour erect a statue of a Great Blue Heron in the
backyard as a tribute to this special occasion. You did film it, didn't you.