A bear in the Rouge? I can't bear it! I already carry bug spray and my eau de non chalance and now I'm expected to also carry bear spray? What's next ... a rifle? What would attract a bear into the Rouge? Garbage? Sure, why not? There's plenty of that laying around as far as I can tell. Perhaps apiaries are the culprit. Do I need to watch out for bear scat? I always go out early without having had breakfast, or even a coffee. So now when I hear that soft growl I'll need to consider other sources than my stomach. Then again, there are always dogs around no matter where I go. A dog would smell a bear long before I would be aware of one. I'm so shortsighted in thinking that the Rouge was going to the dogs ... and then a bear shows up.