Axeman,
I'm sorry to hear that you haven't had the best experiences with chipmunks... This guy is fairly inocuous, lives under the deck and pops out to clean up the seed mess that the blue jays create under the feeders. Squirrels and coons are the big pains out here, and coyotes but that's another story. I was trapping a coon a day at one point this year...
I take it you are a city dweller. Out here in the forest if we planted tulips we'd have a whole menagerie tromping through the garden. Daffodils and Narcissuses (Narcissi?) are the safe bets here.
Happy birding.
Tom.