A Hairy woodpecker always looks so neat and sartorially advantaged. As if in formal attire.
This one is looking crisp, as if freshly washed and pristine.
Just once I'like to see a dirty Hairy...
... wait for it,
... that would really make my day.
I could continue ...
... it's a good thing you didn't shoot it with a 600mm f4,
the most powerful hand-held lens in the world. At that close
range ... you would blow its head clean off ... the screen.
Ya, you're right ... I need professional help.