At least the fool didn't put on a traditional Mountie uniform and then try to mount the moose and ride it.That really is a moose, right? It's not just your neighbour's really big ugly dog. I guess that you were laying on your side on the dock after way to many beers. Wait, is that even a thing? I'm jealous dude. You have a dock, by a lake (it would be stupid to have a dock on a sand pit), you have a friendly moose, you have a photo to prove it, you have a beer, you even have the leisure time to actually lay down!