I once made the mistake of touching a toad. It was even wearing a banner that amounted to an injunction "DO NOT TOUCH" and despite this caveat I made the mistake of tapping it on the head, just to be annoying I guess, and to remind the amphibian that I had the upper hand, or even a hand at all. That indiscretion was punished by a nightmarish dream that I will not elaborate on but suffice it to say that I am now STARK RAVING MAD! Please, give toads a wide birth. There will be a toad invasion at some point during climate change and the instigator is Todd ... Todd the toad. A very clever toad with ambition. Author of the toad manifesto. Reading it will also make you STARK RAVING MAD. I've read it ... twice.